It has been 10000 years, Nada. Yes, I still love you. But I do not forgive you.

The Devil made me do it, but I also kinda wanted to.

And he's always got the weight of the world on his shoulders. That's why he needs you there to help lighten the load.

Oh, I’m the antichrist’s plus one.

"You can expect more Dragon Age news next year" Me on January 1st 2022, 12 am :

”What power are dreams in Hell?” ”You say I have no power, and perhaps you speak truly, but you say that Dreams have no power here?”

Everyday I wake up and I choose not to be gay.

Rocking out to church music.

a dick on a pope is just like a soap on a rope, cuz it's pointless unless in prison - throw up your bibles, christ has risen

Townies in the sims 4 who I think are walking icks - A Thread 1. Don Lothario, no explanation needed

It's their month!

the year is 2080. i wake up to another beautiful day in Place, Japan, USA. i put on my jimono and grab a piping hot cronigiri from the Dunkin