"Eww. Anyway, how ya doin?"

Throws a bagel at him.

"She'll beat yo ass and you'll have to meet your maker."

Oh shit. It's my old elementary school teacher.

Man, you do it better than Hawkeye.

"Nothin' much. She'll just bring out bad luck onto you. Like I bring out irritation and aggravation outta most people I come across."

"I don't think you can be annoying like I can, though."

"I'm a bigger dick than anybody, though. So better watch your ass."

"Anyway. Do me a favor? Ask Black Widow where those mutants are hidin', will ya? 'Cause I'm lookin' for new recruits. That guy with anger issues and bone claws is on my pick-list."

"Both. Both is good. You be careful with Jinx or I'll cap your ass too."

"I can't believe y'all still watch Rooster Teeth."

"Anyway, comrade. Want some ice cream?"

// If you're a RWBY account and reading this. Unfollow me lol

"Pick a flavor. Never pick vanilla. White is overrated."

"Really, dude? I'm havin' rocky road."

"Even so, you should ask her."

"Hey, try these too!" He throws shawarmas at that crook.

"This is my lucky day."

I AIN'T NO MUTANT. I'M A POTATO.