🐟 Scotland’s fishing industry makes 60% of the UK’s total catch. 😬 Labour’s new funding plan gives us less than 8% of a of a £360mil fund. An 83% decrease from what would have been granted under EU rules. ‼️ Once again, they’re gutting our industry to boost England’s!

This is Edinburgh suffragette Elsie Inglis. She reminds me of someone but I can't think who. Hey baby I hear the blues a-calling. Tossed salads and scrambled eggs. Oh my. #frasier

Tess and Claudia quitting #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly after this series. If the BBC are wise they'll already be talking to Cynthia Erivo. But my money would be on Holly Willoughby to get the gig possibly alongside #janettemanrara

English nationalist complains about Welsh people voting for a Welsh nationalist party Now, James, do "spastics" and "mongs". I'm away to listen to Alanis Morrisette and her 10000 spoons.

This is Sarah Pochin - Reform UK MP for Runcorn - Sarah Pochin MP Sarah doesn't want to see black or Asian people on her TV. She said: “It drives me mad seeing adverts full of black and Asian people.” This sort of racism is abhorrent, and she must resign. RT if you agree.

Here's video of a more sincere apology. youtu.be/MSHaCzb3yYk?si…

I wonder if #trevorphillips will ask Zia Yusuf about Sarah Pochin's comments on Talk TV.

A shareholder with 34.7% can appoint & sack managers at will, before taking over the club’s communication channels to deliver a spiteful and damaging statement, and you are comfortable with that? Where are the CEO & Chairman? Events of this evening have been an omnishambles.

38.64% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Wise words from Cllr Thomas Kerr of.....erm..... Reform UK

Wrong

What did the McCrone Report say Anas Sarwar ?

He’s the antithesis of a decent Englishman. He’s sly, he’s divisive, he has, at best, a tenuous relationship with the truth. His avarice for wealth and power knows no bounds. Many of his acquaintances have friends who wish this country ill. Yet, the ignorant fawn over him.

From the Commercial Inn, Inverurie. Who do we think the chap at the bar supports? 👀🤣 (Video Credit: Commercial Inn)

Another Labour lie (or a daft joke that isn’t funny).

Everybody is J.R. Ewing in this.

Incorrect Anas Sarwar in fact Keir Starmer *IS standing to be 1st Minister in May. Because he controls Scottish Labour Not you. #BBCSundayShow

Rachel Reeves "The Glasgow" and not quite knowing instinctively how to pronounce "Inverclyde". Come on Scotland. They don't care about you. Just your resources. #Budget2026

Any journalist or reporter claiming Anas Sarwar wanted Keir Starmer to scrap the two child cap sooner is quite literally lying. Sarwar made it clear time & again he agreed with Keir Starmer on the policy.

Does Anas Sarwar think all Scots suffer from amnesia? Labour MPs voted FOR the 2 child benefit cap and removed the whip from 7 of their own MPs for voting to remove it. Anas you're NEVER going to be 1st Minister, which is nice. #FMQs