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[Snapping her head to face the noise as she holds the cat closer to her chest.] Have you business with The Witch, hm?

That depends upon what you want from me. If you're looking for someone to hang, then I promise you've come to your death.

[She is quite happily eating at the cafeteria with Chim sat next to her with his food bowl.]

And why should I accept this offer of friendship when you've come to knock on my door so suspiciously, hm? [Crossing her arms with a "tsk" from her lips.] I don't even know your name, human.

I have been convicted of 2 million different crimes [smug]

//I have my own character like that in the works!!! He's literally just Delivery Boy #3/Official Chaldea pilot with some neat powers to add a little spice

//Oh please Twitter stop messing up. I'm just trying to share my favorite child

//Nobody understands how much I love Mister Simon B. Lovelace. He is the woman ever and I love him sooooooo much. He's the sweetheart of my writing life, and I will share his light with everyone one day (Probably after I settle into witch more and finish writing all his lore)

[Stirring a cauldron as Chim scratches at her boots because he does not understand that he cannot have candle wax.]

Well, /Lydia./ This unholy and most wretched witch has no need of a physical or your friendship. I am at the peak of my health and condition, something someone in this place should /obviously/ know.

[Drinking eggnog with Chim curled up in her lap.] Honestly! If this place wasn't so full of fools who keep thinking they're better than me, it wouldn't be too bad a place to simply be. Isn't that right, Chim? [The cat simply flicks his ear.] Ha! I knew you'd agree with me.

//Oh, now my mutes and blocks aren't working.... Hahaha, oh no