Just a reminder that Scottish Labour and Tories have been saying this week that the Scottish vaccination programme is 'lagging behind the rest of the UK' Data from Travelling Tabby (who if you don't follow, you really should)

Well done Jeff Bezos really well done. Can I do my farming show now?

I’d live in this if it was still around 🙄

Drinking when you're 18: eating's cheating! Drinking when you're over 25: if I drink on an empty stomach I will genuinely not live to see another sunrise

I fucking love Cher

raven giving make-up advice in the werkroom and all i can think about is this classic #DragRaceUK

I would get crocs just to have the baws…

Weegies… forever my faves 😘😂

Met a wee guy in town with this as his Halloween costume

POTUS gawn fuck off back to America. Your shitey diversions are ruining my route to work ya dick. 😡 why couldn’t you stay in the centre of town like all the others. You had to choose one of my locals. #thiscunt #grampabidengohame

The most Edinburgh thing about me is that I'll excitedly tell all my friends from abroad about the Fringe and how it's one of the biggest festivals in the world, but then complain to every fellow Edinburgh citizen about its disruption to the city and how it's gotten a bit much.

Happy St Andrew’s Day #standrewsday

Fucking why do I bother. I need a cigarette - or a packet. 😒 what a day riddled with arseholes.

It is with heavy hearts that we are letting you know that our friend and partner, Carlos Marin, has passed away. He will be missed by his friends, family and fans. There wiIl never be another voice or spirit like Carlos.

Wow ScotRail. Real shambles these days aren’t ye?

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When I find myself in times of trouble, Bill Murray comes to me, speaking words of wisdom