Sabermetric stat of the night

get drunk nerds!!!!!!!!!!!

A GRAND SLAM FOR JBJESUS AND IT IS EIGHTTTTT TO TWO RED SOX!!

RT to trigger Kate Upton

Congrats to Houston fans. You learned your lesson from last night and answered the question of whether last night was the right call. Of course it was. That’s what not interfering looks like and that’s exactly what would have happened. Can of corn for Mookie.

THE BOSTON RED SOX ARE GOING BACK TO THE WORLD SERIES!! DAVID PRICE DOMINATES OVER 6 SHUTOUT INNINGS WITH A CAREER HIGH 9 STRIKEOUTS!! DING DONG FOR JUMBO DONG!! 3-RUN DING DONG FOR RAFFY BIG SCOOPS!! THE RED SOX DUST THE DEFENDING WORLD CHAMPS IN FIVE GAMES!! #GOLDBOTTLES

The Patriots are a perfect engine, a winning machine. All this machine does is run, catch, tackle and win championships, and that's all.

HAPPPPPPY BIRTHDAY EARL!!!!!!!! Hope your day is fabulous and take it easy tonight bc you know classes tomorrow😉 Much love forever1️⃣9️⃣!!!

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Sergio may miss on purpose for sportsmanship sake

Congratulations to John Daly on his big win yesterday. John is a great guy who never gave up - and now a winner again!

Nobody gave this team a chance tonight. Nobody except this guy. I hate to say I told you so but I told you so.Series back on! #celticpride

Spotted over Maine #Goodellclownschool

My guy Pat McAfee casually shotgunning a beer mid-telethon

Hitler react's to his beloved New England Patriots losing the Superbowl MY COLUMN bars.tl/Vu6u/nydBIwkriK

Stunner: Patriots’ OC Josh McDaniels has decided NOT to accept Colts’ HC job and will remain with New England, sources told ESPN.

Jimmy G & Sherman..Rams are loaded..Houston has a QB & a fresh JJ..Bortles is rich..McDaniels & Brady are back..The World Champion Eagles get their QB back..Roethlisberger isn’t threatening 2 quit & Lev Bell’ll be back..A-Rodg will be healthy 🗣CAN’T WAIT 4 the next NFL season

20 retweets and I'll streak across campus #WalkItTalkIt