American manufacturing is saved!

Last year I was hanging out with mike white and he said "watch this" and wrote the entire third season of white lotus in like 20 minutes. it was crazy i read some and said hey mike this is a lot worse than the other two seasons but he started slapping me really hard

in the future the best part of going to europe will be seeing the abundance of delights imported from china. an old italian man will invite you into his small home to marvel at his affordable appliances, furniture and streetwear reps

Something specific happens when a bullet interacts with a brain that causes a person to not be alive anymore but it's hard to fully understand without a science degree.

it's a tragedy modern science hasn't invented the coma tank. if it existed probably 5-10% of the population would be chilling in the coma tank right now. would fix so many problems. personally I am interested in booking an 18 month stint in the coma tank

Why did you put a pillow over my face before shooting me in the head? Did you mean for me to be comfy and fairly relaxed for several seconds before the bullet entered my brain?

Katy Perry has died in space.

You can smell the SEX coming off this post! This guy is constantly pounding his beautiful wife and leaving her in a damp heap! They hold hands when they fuck because they are in LOVE!

Covid happened in star wars and all the jar jar binks species died from it

Made the decision to terminate my Gen Alpha son or daughter. Now the healing can begin.

Getting fed into a wood chipper feet first and at the end my head pops off and bounces around peeling the skin off and sanding my skull down into a wonderful white sphere, the pearl of my being

We've got fun episodes with characters such as Patrick, Jesse Farrer(sp?), Ivy Wolk and Joey Garcia. Not to mention our hosts, a guy who mutilated a dead frog as a joke and the other one appeared nude on stage while reciting Jim Gaffigan jokes. Why not sub even if you hate us?

Just lied my way into a job operating a construction crane. Lives are at risk due to my inexperience and sluggish cognitive tempo. AITAH?

Yup

This podcast needs to become viral or everyone will be sorry

Grok what am i feeling. Grok what am I thinking. What's in my heart grok. What's the last image my dying brain conjures before my consciousness blinks out forever grok.