An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

I’m cursed with a genius level IQ that causes me pain so I play video games and eat red 40 to dumb myself down

really grew up in the best era to be a kid and the worst era to be an adult

I will not complain about the heat. I will not complain about the heat. I will not complain about the heat. I will not complain about the heat…

my biggest mistake is always thinking that people care for me as much as i do for them

Who the hell is Bad Bunny? -your dad

“Don’t sleep on the Sabres this year 👀”

i really really wish Rick Jeanneret was here for this

This and losing by 1 run while leaving 15 men on base 💙

Retweet if you love Cam Schlittler

Can’t call it the June swoon if you start sucking in April

Seth appert is a terrorist

it lowkey hasn’t set in for me that we’re going to the playoffs, i’ve never experienced this. it’s surreal #sabrehood

Oh my god get me to Buffalo

9 mins into the first period and i finally see what my parents have been talking about my whole life

this aged like milk #sabrehood

Labatt > Sam Adams

So who needs to be at Game 5?#LetsGoBuffalo #sabrehood

#FreeKonstaHelenius