Sometimes I remember that the word “cat” appears nowhere in the original miette tweet but we all understood, instinctively, that miette was a cat

My favourite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

It should go without saying, but if you haven’t seen Furiosa on the big screen yet, please do so at your earliest convenience. It’s a mad, magnificent, guzzoline-leaking slab of action cinema that demands to be seen on the most epic screen available.

im flirting with the enemy sniper by firing at them and just about missing every time . they're flirting with me by sneaking into my camp at night and leaving a knife stabbed into the dirt next to my head

I got into stand-up comedy to reinforce dominant power structures

Tactical breach wizards is undoubtedly the best game I've played all year (and it's been a Superb year!). I've spent the weekend devouring it and it's absolutely one of my favourite games ever, I can't recommend it enough!

Do I think the tribute to my late husband TotalBiscuit in #SpaceMarine2 from Saber Interactive is wonderful? Yes. However... the game does not have an FOV slider.

ok but what if they had media literacy (this was funnier in my head)

Girls with iron deficiency

once upon a midnight dreary, while i bounced on it, weak and weary

if being a landlord was a real job they wouldn't have this much time to argue with everyone on the internet all day