My neighbor called yesterday morning all upset because she did so well on her job interview, but they’re making her take a drug test. I frequently see her smoking on her front porch… And it doesn’t smell like a cigar if you know what I mean. “Well,” I told her. “You probably

accidentally spent all my life making sure everyone around me feels comfortable, only to realize i never felt comfortable the whole time.

tbh just put me back in my moms uterus and try again in maybe like 20 years??

lol i love those videos of people sniffing them ammonia salts

dalmatians are gorgeous but honestly energizer bunnies that never die ima have to drug this dog w calming chewies

"if i were you" you'd be high as fuck if you were me.

at what price per gallon do we stop going to work?

i love my RV highly recommend

I smoke weed so regularly I forget that I can still go to jail for this shit

Doc gave me a vitamin D injection cos I had 'dangerously low Vitamin D levels' in my blood and I feel like I could fight godzilla you mother fuckers have had this much energy this whole time????

If the cat in the hat tried any of that bullshit in my house, I’d shoot him dead

don't nobody be on X more than a employed person on the clock 😭😂

In Canada, a cat was trapped inside a house during a fire. Firefighters entered the house to rescue the cat, but no matter what they did, the cat wouldn’t come out. Instead, it meowed at a firefighter and tried to lead him toward the kitchen. The firefighter followed the cat 😿

does that say posted in 2022….

Don’t get me started on this episode.. they got candy bars ,  SpongeBob was like I’ll save mine Patrick was like imma eat mine now ofc .. fat ass , after he ate his he gon look DEAD At SpongeBob tammat you stole my candy bar ???? Btch be fr ! Yo big nasty funky sloppy built ass

see, i was in the trenches