Thought I'd give Twitter another go. Thanks to everyone for their love so far!

Just need to share: after 2 years of work, including various lockdowns, remote learning and virtual assessments I passed my team leading apprenticeship University of Derby with a DISTINCTION! Speechless #apprenticeships #exams #success #teamleading #celebrate

My Recycle Bin's icon seems to have been changed into MATT HARDY's face and you know what, I'm not even mad.

#BernieSanders is once again asking us all to #CossackDance.

Not been on here much lately (somehow broke yet another phone). What did I miss?

Finally watched the #RoyalRumble2021. There was some "interesting" singing going on and also: Roman Reigns clearly forgot the safeword. Don't you hate it when that happens?

Hey Boris Johnson & Conservatives: Remember that time you were calling for Jeremy Corbyn to be held accountable for anti-Semitism within the The Labour Party party? Well, here's one of your MPs, Chris Green, displaying a white supremacist symbol in his twitter handle. Care to explain?

I've kitted my LA Custom Ibanez Guitars up with Seymour Duncan Jeff Loomis Blackouts. This guitar was already a formidable beast but now it's a beast slayer! Look forward to wielding it in anger when Onslaught start touring again.

Hey Aldi Stores UK! There's only one way to settle this: #CustodyOfColinLadderMatch

I've kitted my Ibanez Guitars LA Custom out with Seymour Duncan Jeff Loomis signature Blackouts and it sounds immense! Check it out! youtu.be/dU3qRO9J5kc

Just had my Facebook account restricted for 24 hours due to alleged "hate speech" - I wouldn't mind but I was actually referencing the famous Green Day album "American Idiot". Sort it out Zuckerberg! Your algorithms are a joke!

Super stoked to announce that Onslaught will be headlining night 1 of bloodstockfest on the Sophie Stage. Also; a huge shoutout to my buddies Ward XVI, Ashen Crown & Devilfire who are also playing there this year.

The only #FreedomDay I want to see is the one where we finally get rid of Boris Johnson and the Conservatives.

My beard apparently has more twitter followers than I do...?

Come on Facebook, it's a movie quote for Christ's sake! 2 day ban for quoting the movie "Aliens", I honestly don't get how these people make these decisions.