Mmmmmm feastables time

Jarvis play into yesterday by sugar ray and roll my windows down

Hangovers are a ploy from Big Alcohol to make you keep drinking I don’t even want this miller lite

You’ll meet a girl and then you want to hop off a bridge for the next 7 years of your life think about that

How do Waymo’s charge their battery

Just reminded myself and the world again that I am elite at parallel parking. I really own the GOAT title in that category all while driving a very low visibility rig there’s levels to this game

Windows down stateside by pinkpatheress on aux I have no shame except I am deeply ashamed

Yeahhhhh back to back 11hr shifts at the site and working the weekend this weekend I’m about to slap my two week notice on HRs desk with malice in two weeks

Just passed a Waymo and gave it the side eye for going so slow in the left lane before remembering there is no driver in the car I’m such a clown

Accidentally ran a pair of wired Apple headphones through washer and dryer and they work completely fine I am absolutely shocked

Roommate is trying to tell me it is not girlfriend behavior to WFH from her apartment after sleeping over at a girl’s crib. I told him he’s cooked. Thoughts?

HR manager hopped on a 10 minute phone call while I’m sitting in their office in the middle of putting in my resignation honestly incredible lack of awareness

I’m giving Jack naunau 11 straight buckets in 1v1 so easily. First possession I’m in his lap it’s like he forgot how to dribble. My ball, back him down he might as well not even play D. Getting to all my spots. Close it out with a tre ball. Cash. You’re out you’ve always been out

By far the biggest weekend of the year for commuting from Atlanta to Augusta and I’m in standstill traffic because they have lanes shut down on I-20 for construction. Incredible

I guess the entire world doesn’t have work tomorrow and is drinking tonight besides me

Just selected EDM Radio in my Waymo what happened to me and why at the age of 25 did I suddenly start liking a genre I used to despise

Guys will not eat zucchini their entire life and then get a blackstone and suddenly they’re eating zucchini with every meal

3 drink per hour limit at LAX this place is a prison