You know what I REALLY hate? Subordinates complaining about the cold when they didn't even have the brains to bring headwear.

Someday someone's going to make a Will account. Someday I'm going to make someone cry.

I defy GRRM to show me where in the Game Master's Handbook it says a half dozen armed Whitewalkers is a fair combat for a Level 1 Ranger.

Dont worry, my zombie homboys and I will kill the Lannisters, Freys and Boltons if none of the Starks can. We'll also kill the Starks. Sorry

Wait, Bran's going past wall? Oh man, cant wait to talk about the good times. Back when my Dad kicked his Dad's ass and his sis wanted mine!

If you think my Dad didn't remember Sansa Stark's face, you haven't been paying attention to house words.

#18ThingsIWant @JonBastSnow's brain, Samwell Tarly's brain, Gilly the Wildling'sbrain, I hear theres a bounty on @GillysUnnamedBaby's brain

#18thingsIWant grenn's poor excuse for a brain, Eddison Tollett's brain, rashel mata segura never uses his brain anyway, M S's brain why not

#18ThingsIWant I really want to eat Ygritte's brain so I can say "You Know Nothing, Ygritte"

#18ThingsIWant Jojen Reed's brain, Meera Reed's brain, Brandon 'Bran' Stark's brain, Rickon Stark's brain (Damn it), Hodor's unbrain

Some say the Red Wedding was GRRM's cruelest act. I say his cruelest act is the fact I still don't know if I'm a zombie or complete badass.

Yeah, I'm sure you ran screaming when your little sister told you there were bogeymen in her closet.

Today in Whitewalker art class we made a tower of the hand... Out of hands...

Knowing GRRM, I was probably the first wight killed at the Battle of the Fist. #ThatBastard

I have a lot of fans.

Rob Ostlere for Coldhands!

I'm sick of all these motherfucking Thenns eating my motherfucking art supplies.

Do the dead frighten you?

Im back to bring winter and strangle Will. And I'm never done strangling Will. dwigif.com/view/1IH9taw

I'm gonna eat Jon's brain then say "You know Nothing."