Me: Im a hard ass! Also me: random, unexpected person remembers my bday

Awesome

I will crash us

Someone complaining to everyone at work that I’m mean Me:

I asked for this coffee cup for bday and no one got it for me . The audacity… is it because my face is already like this?????

😂😂 fuckin kids

Addams Family Values - Gomez & Fester - The Cake youtu.be/yxlXqOL6NG4?si… via YouTube TitusWelliver check your cakes before you bake today! There might be a “Heart” in there! Hope your day is grand! Xoxo 💙

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Please fortune cookie don’t let me the fuck down

Me: i wish id been a soap opera actress. Also me: photographer comes in our building to take “casual pics” DONT TAKE MY PICTURE!! Him “no?” NOOOOO!!! 😒💀😮‍💨

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😅 happy st Patrick’s day everyone ☘️

Looks like I’m going to be adding another streaming service!! Anything with Titus is Hot baby! Can’t wait 💙

I promise you 😅

I sent out 103 checks for vendor claims on Jan 20 and the USPS lost them all - ALL. They don’t give two fucks either.

Im pretty sure my parents had no idea where I was 99.87287273 of the time and after 16 , 0% . Nor did they care 🤷‍♀️🫠

Watch it!!!!!!!!!! July 12th ☘️

I miss Jeffrey Dean Morgan hugs