REJOICE! I FINALLY GOT OFF MY ASS AND PUT ALL OUR MERCH ON BANDCAMP. WE GOT TAPES WE GOT SHIRTS WE GOT LPs WE GOT CDs WE GOT KATE BUSH WE GOT KYLE. BUY STUFF waxeater.bandcamp.com/merch

WE ARE MEGA STOKED TO OPEN THE BIT BRIGADE SHOW THIS THURSDAY AT Z-BAR. IT'S GONNA BE A BLAST AND WE GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE UP OUR MEGA BUSTERS. facebook.com/waxeater/posts…

AS THE GREAT SCHOLAR BEETLEJUICE ONCE SAID: "IT'S SHOWTIME!!!" TONIGHT AT ZBAR. DOORS AT 7PM, WE GO ON AT 8PM, BIT BRIGADE AT 9PM. WE'RE GONNA GIVE WOODMAN WOOD. facebook.com/waxeater/posts…

HOT DAMN! WE ARE BEYOND JUICED TO PLAY WITH OUR REPTILIAN DRUMMING OVERLORD Reptoid ON HALLOWEEN EVE AT MAG BAR. A REALLY RAD MATH ROCK BAND AMERICAS WILL ALSO BE PLAYING. WEAR A COSTUME, GET WEIRD, GET PUNISHED BY DRUMS. Reptoid // Waxeater // americas // at Mag Bar 10/30

WE ARE COMING OUT OF WINTER HIBERNATION TO ROCK KAIJU WITH OUR CHUMS IN Multicult AND MICROWAVES. ITS GONNA BE A MONDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN. Multicult / Microwaves / Waxeater. WE ALSO HAVE SOME SPRING/SUMMER DATES WE WILL BE ANNOUNCING SHORTLY.

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, BLOW YOUR ASS OFF. a special audio treat to blare out of your blue tooth speakers while you drink on a boat. the 11th track on our new album. waxeater.bandcamp.com/track/fatalist

WE ARE COMING FOR THE SPOTTED COW AND THE HEALTHY THIGHS

Murad Erzinclioglu POST THAT CANADA'S BAND THING FOR US FOR CANADA DAY!

RIP ORIGINAL CARABAR IN COLUMBUS OHIO. BEST VENUE EVER! BEST OF LUCK WITH THE NEW ENDEAVOR!!!

DEADFEST RIPPED AGAIN! THANKS JARED AND ALL THE VOLUTEERS!

BIG UPS TO Dasher and MEAT WAVE FOR THE EXCELLENT ROCK LAST NIGHT. Y'ALL KEPT IT CHILL.

SORRY GUYS, BUT OUR BRUTAL WASTED RAGER SET AT 2:30 A.M. KILLED HOMIE FROM STEELY DAN. THAT'S WHAT WE GET FOR REELIN' IN THE BEERS.

WE WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT ELL IS ACTUALLY AT A 311 SHOW RIGHT NOW.

OUR NEXT SHOW IS GONNA BE A BANGER! PLAYING WITH CHICAGO'S SALVATION AND LOCAL NEW KIDS ON THE BRUTAL... fb.me/6JvB3Vm31

WE ARE SUPER EXCITED FOR THIS SHOW AT CURE LOUNGE DEC 2 WITH OUR AWESOME PALS SALVATION AND BROS FOR LIFE TOTAL... fb.me/9m16Sbx2A

PROUD TO SUPPORT OUR LOUISVILLE BROS Never Fade Screen Printing!! CHECK THEM OUT FOR THOSE TITE SHIRT NEEDS!

BIG UPS TO THE BOYS OF TOTAL VOID AND SALVATION AND THE ONE AND ONLY LINDSEY CELL PHONE FOR MAKING LAST NIGHT SUPER TITE

WE ARE STOKED TO PLAY THIS SHOW WITH OUR BROS IN 20 Watt Tombstone AND OUR NEW LOCALS BROS Baby Bones. WE LOVE Mag Bar AND ARE GOING TO BRING THE PARTY. 20 Watt Tombstone, Waxeater & Baby Bones

WE HAVE BEEN BUSY RECORDING JAMS AND MAKING BABIES BUT WE ARE READY TO COME OUT AND PLAY ON MAY 24TH WITH HEAVY LOADERS 20 WATT TOMBSTONE AND BABY BONES AT MAG BAR. COME OUT AND CHILL WITH US! WE DON'T HAVE BAD TIMES. 20 Watt Tombstone, Waxeater & Baby Bones

YOU WANNA GET NUTS? LET'S GET NUTS! TONIGHT AT Mag Bar. GOOD TIMES WITH OUR POWER BROS 20 Watt Tombstone AND Baby Bones. WE PLAYED LAST SO YOU KNOW WE WILL BE THOROUGHLY LUBED UP FOR A SET OF NEW AND OLD SONGS AND MAYBE A FEW REQUEST. facebook.com/waxeater/posts…