Everyday

Friends don’t let friends buy $9 street hotdogs

Idk about all these scientists calling their conference updates vignettes. Was this always a thing

Deadbeat emeritus

What a dude

Conferences are both exciting and boring all at once

This guy in the front row has asked a question for every speaker, two days straight

I’m glad she’s free but can you even call it a prisoner exchange? She was basically abducted

is Strava a social media app

In line for brunch, the guy behind me asks if this the line to get on the waiting. Honestly idk, I was just following everyone else

Lady took one look at me “I’m sorry, would you like the Truly instead?” huh

Give me Wi-Fi or give me death

There was a Keystone oil spill this week in Kansas that's the largest for an onshore crude pipeline in over 9 years, and by far, the biggest in the history of the Keystone pipeline. This should be much bigger news.

Fifty Shades of Whey Not a "leak," not a "spill." A geyser.

Emotional support animals need emotional support too

Do cat communes exist

California is drowning

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