Speaking as a suburban white guy raised evangecal the first time you have good naan and curry is the moment you realize you were birthed of a failed civilization

Sadly, this dark era of uninspiring NBA jerseys just got even darker... It's tragic to know the best players in the world will rock these (A Thread):

Airline attendant: We are now boarding for Group 1 only. I repeat, Group 1 only. Someone from Group 6:

LOL got the clip

insane deal

Rockets court for tonight 😍 (via Houston Rockets)

T-Pain Singing "Tennessee Whiskey" Is The Best Cover In The History Of Recorded Music bars.tl/3497898

type of shit i've been on recently

This was built by the same guy who built the one at Club Aqua I think you should leave turbo team

Y’all worried bout da chiefs and da bills. But are ya bills paid? Chief?

when I say "I've got that dog in me" this is what I mean

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

me at karaoke:

"we must stop the emperor. i call upon all houses to do everything they can to stop these sardaukar killers. thank you. now watch this ride."

using the final olive garden breadstick to alert my server across the room that I need another basket