It’s my birthday. It’s time to get crunk as shit.

Me: Can anyone tell me who Himiko is? Flat: The water taxi in Tokyo!! Me: No!!!!!

He’s back. Now all I have to do is not panic.

To the person who put Christmas streamers in my office: I will find you and strangle you with them

What is, hypothetically, the best way to hint to your fiancé you’d like a kiss.

Stop asking me about “VTubers”. I don’t know what those are.

Hiding presents in the apartment for Christmas is a challenge because if I’m not careful Flat will find them and if I’m too careful Mr. Shishigou will shoot them.

Running around Heian Japan getting mistaken for a Japanese noblewoman because my hair is as long as theirs. “Where is your twelve-layered kimono,” they ask, as I attempt to vault a fence chasing after a ten-legged spider monster.

Christmas is a delightful time where everything is bright and flashing and the cat’s got itself stuck in the Christmas tree again, god damn it.

Waking up in Singapore like “oh fuck here we go again”.

Happy New Year. I do hope it’s a pleasant one.

It is Valentine’s Day. I know because I had to wade through a pile of chocolates to get out my door.

Father Kotomine, come get your adopted brother he’s running around like a ponce in a top hat and monocle.

Next stop: Tokyo, Japan. Can’t I ever have a normal vacation...?

Keep that terrible Freedom Order away from me. What if Flat gets ahold of it??

My adoptive sister may be a horrid little gremlin with no redeeming features whatsoever but she’s MY horrid little gremlin with no redeeming features whatsoever and none of you can take that from me.

Hey Oberon. Wanna hang?

There’s something about New York. Also the extremely appealing prospect of punching Gilgamesh in the face.

Currently sitting around in my underwear and a shirt that reads “big wave England” AMA

*CHOKES*