mock trial is the only reason i have motivation to do well in school

well that and i want a golden porche by the time im 24

screw the golden porche tho, im joining the circus

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the heck is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

"fancy the lead singer of 5 seconds of summer" THE APOCALYPSE IS CLOSE

"I fancy the lead singer of 5 seconds of summer" it's starting

"The lead singer from 5 seconds of summer is so hot!!1" Sorry girls. :( pic.x.com/m6yzvlDmMa

"apparently the lead singer of 5 seconds of summer is gay. 5 seconds of bummer :/" some random girl tweeted this iM CRYING AHSDHAKDHJ

but why are all these random new girls tweeting about luke so hot ugh kms

why can't people just let the 5sos fam have some fun and let people think luke is gay for a little while jfc quit being a fun-sucker

LITERALLY THOUGH KENDALL JENNER ALMOST CALLED 5SOS ONE DIRECTION AND THAT IS LIKE A WORST CASE SCENARIO FOR HER LMAO

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY KENDALL JENNER WOULD THINK 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER WAS ONE DIRECTION BC THEIR NAMES DONT EVEN REMOTELY LOOK ALIKE OKAY

kendall jenner, don’t ever announce a band i like ever again.

5sos didn't put on a professional act, they wore ripped clothes and pranced around onstage. I chose the right band.

5 Seconds of Summer I'm sorry Kendall introduced you guys like that. it wasn't nice at all like holy no thanks.