Ah, that's where Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 went...

How many of the so-called "body acceptance" pushers are now secretly injecting their arse with Ozempic? I imagine quite a few.

"Why do you warn us not to share our dreams?" the young boy asked. A smile ghosted across the elder's face. For a heartbeat, something stirred in those glacial eyes. A memory. A triumph. A distant regret. It was too hard to tell, for temperance had long masked his features.

I'm just waiting for the day AI is locked from the general population once it has collected enough of our data.

The hippo all day. If you zigzag while running and circle around objects, you'll be fine*. The other three? Not a chance. (*Assuming you're not a couch potato)

Where's my plaque, X?

Everyone sounds like everyone on X these days. What happened?

Me every time someone says yoga changed their lives...

They say to write drunk and edit sober, but nobody talks about the hangover.

Now that's a mic drop moment.

Skyrim is up there as one of the best fantasy RPGs ever made. But its soundtrack is my meditation.

Ebooks and audiobooks are great, but nothing beats holding a physical book. While the music and movie industry have long abandoned vinyl records and DVDs, literature continues to see strong paperback sales. May that continue.

When I listen to 80s or early 90s music, it satisfies me much like a well-seasoned steak and steamed veggies does. Today's music is like eating McDonald's. Hyper processed, overly manipulated, and devoid of any true sustenance. You cannot change my mind, so don't try.

Forget Gucci bags; capture bags are what our civilisations need (quite literally).

Rude elderly folk usually fall into one of two categories: 1. They believe they are owed respect by the passive virtue of getting old; 2. Their cognition has declined so viciously, they haven't got a Scooby-Doo what's going on I've encountered both, and the latter are usually

This reeks of "Please, don't tell Dad. Please." Starmer the Squirmer.

I see shorter novels and novellas becoming commonplace in genres like fantasy - known for their tomes - in the years and decades to come. Coupled with shorter, more bingeable chapters. Do what you will with this unsolicited prophecy.

I didn’t agree with all of Charlie’s points. I am not a Christian; I believe there are grounds for abortion, and women should have their right to exercise it early in their pregnancy; and, being a Brit, I desperately oppose the right to bear arms for reasons like what happened

In the coming days, I will begin the long hard road of cleaning up my newsfeed.

I should be happy, but I instead feel angry that this pork scratching of a PM has U-turned AGAIN. Fret not, he'll be gone soon.