Francophiles & Parisians at heart! I’m so excited to finally launch my new podcast, Rue Lamarck! I talk with travel writers, authors, cheese mongers, Parisian locals + more as we find out WHY we are so obsessed with French culture. RueLamarck.com itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rue…

Five year's ago today I discovered a cat that looks like Alan Rickman. It was potentially the greatest moment of my life.

Is it true that French Women Don’t Get Fat? What about the idea that all French women smoke? Or that they're effortlessly chic? This week on Rue Lamarck, I talk about the myth of the French woman. Guests include Margaux Dumas, Foodwatch Jacqueline Mifsud + more itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rue…

Military recruiter: Any combat experience? Ever been under fire? Me: I’ve cooked bacon while topless over a really hot, spitty pan. Military recruiter: 😱

New Rue Lamarck! apple.co/2XzAF2L This week is all about my 2nd trip to 🇫🇷 (where I cut sick on a golf buggy in Versailles). I also chat about learning French with Margaux Josse from Alliance Française de Melbourne, Jacqueline Mifsud + more. AND I talk with The Artistic Director of the AFFrenchFilmFestival

It is only now coming to my attention that as a plumber the super in Super Mario probably refers to him being a superintendent and not a superhero (ie. "the super at my building is called Mario")

Hey folks, guess what? I got to narrate my own audiobook! I do accents and everything! Loose Units is now an audiobook and I'm so proud of it. Here's where you can grab it: Audible! adbl.co/2JVDEA4 iTunes! apple.co/2JX04Rx Google Play! bit.ly/2FIIGdJ 👮‍♂️🚔

Heading into the studio to record a new Rue Lamarck. If you've missed an episode, you should totally catch up. YOUR LIFE MAY JUST DEPEND ON IT!* itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rue… *OK, your life PROBABLY won't depend on it. But still, it couldn't hurt, right?

See? This is what happens when you don’t support your local comedy industry.

This week on Rue Lamarck we visit Montpellier, Lyon, Saint Malo & “the most beautiful town in France”. Also I chat with a very special guest who's changing breakfasts in Australia... itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/rue…

My workout tips for when you do the EPIC Star Wars Neon Run Australia on May the 4th! I’m shattered I won’t be able to head along myself (I’ll be on Dantooine doing a spa retreat), but you’d be mad not to sign up over at neonrun.com.au. #neonrun #starwars #Maythe4thBeWithYou

I won’t be able to make it but the Star Wars Neon Run Australia is an epic night-time run with iconic Star Wars-inspired zones along the way. Here’s my rundown of what you’ll encounter if you suit-up and dive in on Sat May the 4th! Tix at Neonrun.com.au. #Maythe4thBeWithYou

New episode of Rue Lamarck is available TODAY on iTunes, Spotify, Apple Podcasts and the Acast app! Hope you enjoy! ❤️🇫🇷🍷

You: Paul do NOT buy Hopper’s shirt from stranger things you’ll never wear it Me:

Ah crap, I finished Netflix.

Hate DIY stuff. So. Effing. Much. Got confused and instead of a spirit level I bought a spirit medium. Am now in the kitchen arguing with an old crone who claims some kid from the 1890s still thinks the left side of the bench needs to "come up a little". FML

*after patting any dog on the street more than for two seconds* Me: no one will ever understand the connection we have Dog: I know

Why do parents text like they're billed per word

Loose Units, Castaway Studios and Tegan Higginbotham (that's me) are proud to present Red Hot Australian Christmas – an audio play based in Gippsland, Victoria. The cast are bloody amazing. I'd love it if you gave it a listen. podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/red…