First two player introductions: Meet the DYNAMIC DUO and the men behind the madness Max munn aka moneymunn 6’0, 160. Player comp: Dennis Rodman (dont let him get open) Evan Pounds aka Poundtown 5’6, 150. Player comp: Trae Young

Next Player Introduction 🚨 This is a guy who has been in the lab this offseason. 🧪 Jackson Martin aka Jmart Height: doesnt matter. Weight: 140. Player comp: Klay Thompson (BigDawgsTv) Dont know why he has a taco bell sign. Maybe a sponsorship??🌮🌮

Introducing our beloved bench mob Kyle Lewis aka kevin Height: 6’6 Weight: 280 Player comp: Zach Edey Kyle is just here to have some fun. We will be lucky if he shows up on time

Introducing our big man: Jaxon Laughlin aka jlaugh Height: 6’4. Weight:200 Player Comparison: Joel Embiid The 3 second violation does not apply to this man 🫡

Introducing the one and only: Ethan Karberg aka Captain👨‍✈️ Height: 5,10 Weight: 180 Player comp: Lebron James Only thing stopping him is the huzz in the stands 💃

Introducing our starting power forward: MILES DITTO Height: 6’4. Weight: 185 Player comp: Tim Duncan One of the best offseason signings we had. Used to be a baller for the Tomahawks. 📝👨‍🔬

Update 🚨 after recent events Jmart may not be eligible for opening day tomorrow. We will keep you posted

Final player intro: last but certainly not least Jace Barnett aka white lightning Height: 5’7. Weight. 145 Player comp: Patrick Beverly 👹 Hof defense. Will be locking up your best guard. Has not touched a basketball since 8th grade but he is ready to ball

Peace #wardaytomorrow

I heard Pig state lost by 10?!?!?

Player of the day: Max Munn Only 2 pts on the day (Drained a 3) Hella board tho Like 23 fouls

Cant sleep cause it’s gday

Deleting this acc.

How Pig state made the final four