he laughed and wrapped his arms around sun tightly. "this doesn't mean i forgive you for messing up my perfect hair. don't ever call me cute again! i could beat you in a fight." he argued, cheeks burning red from the affectionate kiss.

neptune pouted and then gently whacked sun's abs with his hand. "shut up, loser! you know i could never hurt you, or win an actual fight against you." he huffed and folded his arms. "guess i could kill you with better looks though." he stuck his tongue out, jokingly.

... :) 💞💝💘💓💗💖💕❤️💞💝

that's r u d e !

he blushed deeply at the compliment, trying his best not to smile at sun's obvious entertainment or lean into the head pat. "y-you. . . you have a face too. a nice face! a good one. and a nice body. i guess?" neptune gestured briefly and then coughed.

good boy! thank you. guess i'll have to let go of my several hoes too. such a shame. kidding!! i hope siri didn't break your heart too badly. you have such a big heart it deserves better ! ! !

feel like trash just want seductive sunday so i can be a slut

when will someone date me for my personality instead of my dashing looks and heroism 💔

your momma so gay that she goes to pride every year and has my full support as a human being

there's a male siri?? well male siri can take a big fat L bcuz ur already taken ❤️ platonically. :)

sorry for not responsive today. there was so many girls hitting on me i couldn't answer. i tried to escape them but i'm so thicc and they wouldn't take their eyes away from me.

can i be your next caller?? promise i won't flirt <3 maybe we should just keep you away from the internet and all of these siri demons. sweetheart don't need no drama 💅💖

men be like "noodles aren't healthy" and then suddenly it's "tweets aren't loading"

let me throw hands with him. that's so rude bro. dump his ass. you know who does listen to you and wants to support you with all of your problems? me ❤️

sleepy .

i awake ! still sleepy though

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ #SeductiveSunday

//ajsjksks I'M SO DRUNK im soooo SORRY I'LL REPLY TO EVERYONE TOMORROW Lots of love ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️