I'm you, but black.

Well, both of our wives died. Both of us became asshats. And that's racist.

Yeah...I know.

I'm very comedic.

Sure... And good luck on the kid.

Yeah, your wife is came back to life.

Hmm....

Good.... No...terrible morning.

... Hehe boi-

YEE-HAW PARDNER! Haha! Jus' kidn', hell I havn' been able to do that in a long ass time. Names gunslingin' Spawn, nice to meet ya.

Ha ha ha Very funneh..

Number 5

Number 6?

I may go back to hell, I haven't been there in a while. And apparently someone took my throne, so now I have a reason to kill.

Oh I forgot to announce, my admin made another account. Alright, back to conquering hell...again.

As Earl Sweatshirt said before "I don't care, I just don't care"

I have yet to find a universe where Parody Twitter actually wins against the Ice Age baby.

Truly a tragic sight. But sadly I cannot interfere, and even if I could, I wouldn't.

Who are you again?

I think it's fucking stupid.