Thursday night, Friday night, Christmas, Flag Day ... any night is the best night to #WatchConAir

direct deposit: $1400 me calling the agents of Nicolas Cage, John Malkovich, John Cusack, Steve Buscemi, Monica Potter, David Chappelle, Ving Rhames, Mykelti Williamson, etc: “I’d like to hire you all to star in a ensemble action movie set on an airplane ...” #WatchConAir

I was going to tweet that I wanted to watch a movie besides Con Air today because it’s April Fools Day but there’s nothing funny about lying when it comes to the high octane, thrill ride that is Con Air. #WatchConAir

Just saw the CDC’s updated guidance regarding fully vaccinated people. I’m happy to report that whether or not you are fully vaccinated, you should absolutely #WatchConAir this summer.

So Amazon paid $8.45 billion to buy @mgmstudios. What a terrible investment. You can buy a copy of #ConAir on DVD for $5.99 and that’s wayyyy better than any movie MGM has ever produced. Yes, Bond included. #WatchConAir

I’m fully vaccinated as of today and, honestly, I feel like I missed my opportunity to wear the most stylish mask ever created out and about in public while the pandemic was still going on.

Everyone is bragging about how much money Spider-Man Movie made but let’s be honest. It’s only the No. 2 movie opening of all time because we never got a sequel to #ConAir. And why didn’t we get a sequel to Con Air? Because we don’t NEED A SEQUEL TO CON AIR! It’s the perfect film!

Regardless of which movie wins the title of “#BestPicture” tonight at the #Oscars, please know no movie made before , in or after 1997 can compare to #ConAir. Honestly, at this point, #Oscars2022 is just a giant consolation prize because the best of cinema has already arrived.

Adam was robbed. This is at least an A- paper.

I almost tweeted a joke that Con Air isn’t the best movie of all time but then I remembered that no one would believe me. So, tonight, if you want real merriment, toss on the greatest movie of all time. It’ll make you laugh much more than any silly April fools joke.#WatchConAir

When you RSVP “No” to a friend’s birthday party so you can watch Con Air on VHS instead.

Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 There will be no con air slander allowed

Nicolas Cage could play Batman and Joker in the same film.

If you see this scene on my TV, know for a fact there will be tears in my eyes less than two minutes later. Facts.

I fully support this fit. Looking good Aaron Rodgers

RIP #QueenElizabethII, a well known fan of the 1997 movie Con Air.

I may have to spend $8 per month on a verified #Twitter check mark so just folks know I’m not messing around when it comes to spreading the good word. And that good word is: Watch Con Air. Seriously. It’s so good. What are you waiting for?

For context, this is about half the crowd size that would show up to every theater showing the 1997 film Con Air if Disney would do the right thing and re-release this movie in Imax 3D. #WatchConAir

Special reminder: Start your new year off right by watching Con Air. There is truly no better way to start 2024 off right.

Hand down my pants, laying down on the couch, browsing Hulu and look what I found. Life is good my friends. Life is good.