Bothered. Dehydrated. Feral. In too many lanes. Distracted. Barely surviving. Unhinged.

HELLO. 💍

My job has me so stressed and exhausted I didn't even post for #RhysRhursday today! Well, I have to leave a little something. How does a man look SO GOOD in headphones? Also, ARM. 😳

As long as it's not that he's been spotted in PIzza Express in Woking...

#ofmdtwt >>> duolingo

Already got my ticket - and so do a half dozen of my friends! 😂

JUST ANNOUNCED! Rhys Darby returns to The Bell House for TWO NIGHTS on Saturday, February 22nd, and Sunday, February 23rd! Tickets on sale now: tinyurl.com/55chv2tn

Vico Ortiz and Rhys Darby having relaxed chat during the Fan Meets at Starfury The Republic Of Pirates.

Stede Bonnet, trend setter #OFMD

This week we’re coming to you LIVE from a sold out Sydney Opera House! It’s a banger of an episode - we’re talking about breaking, news(papers), war and peace, so listen now 👇 apple.co/nosuchthingasa…

Hey Friends! I’ve created a fundraiser to raise money for Experience Camps, a free, 1 week camp for kids who've experienced the death of a parent, sibling or caregiver. Check out why I’m raising money for a cause that's so important to me and donate here: give.experiencecamps.org/fundraiser/593…

LA, I'm doing my final show of the year TONIGHT with a couple of funny mates at Largo at the Coronet No spoilers but Santa may appear. TICKETS: wl.seetickets.us/event/rhys-dar…

New US gigs listed on my website including added show in San Francisco 18th Jan! All ticket links here: rhysdarby.com/us-gigs/

GOOD NEWS! 🇳🇿 Kiwi icon Rhys Darby is returning to Galway on Thurs 3 July with his brand new stand-up show. Tickets go on sale this Friday morning at 10am 🤖

Galway was where Mystic Timebird was filmed so maybe...?

The Darbys decided TODAY was a great day to visit Piha Beach with their good friend Dai Henwood. (Source: Rosie's IG)

putting tutu stede back on your timeline

Merstede :>