&m Museum!

runs you across the side of the table to make you curly like paper

Buzz buzz elephant's foot nuclear power plant and all that stuff you know? Geiger counter go brrrr

No more of this

Your work will be responsible for the fate of human existence.

&o Ooga Boga.

&g Guh.

&d Date night! Oh, by the way, I'm alive and well.

Finally, she said: “I’m lonely” — it’s weird but you tell the wolves things, sometimes. You can’t help it, all these old wounds come open and suddenly you’re confessing to a wolf who never says anything back. She said: “I’m lonely,” and they ate her in the street.

I love my friends. Friendships don't last all the time and what could have seen as an eternity away could be my reality at the moment. But I don't know. I never want to confront the future. I love my friends.

&g Guh.

Okay! I’ll be right over.

// anyway

&i I'm ten feet tall.

nothin like dirt monday

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.

&c Carlos has just messages me the most objectively troubling sentence of all time.

&w What does "serving cunt" mean?