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Wasted Waitress

@wasted_waitress

After 20 years of working in fine dining- drinking helps numb the pain

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calendar_today30-01-2013 15:12:47

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One of my managers invited me to his daughter’s graduation party. No other staff member was invited.... kinda weird, I gave him an envelope with cash. So awkward, but not worth my manager hating me over. @willpayfortables

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Holy crap, I’ve only been MIA for 2 years. I’m still wasted & I’m still serving. Also, I can rock the f*** out of my mask!

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We servers are so tired. Tired of wearing a mask. Tired of hearing about items we no longer have. Tired of the xtra cleaning. So very tired of not making 20%

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Just a PSA Do not, I repeat do not date a coworker. You can fu** and release them, just like the hostesses. But, do not get into a relationship. I speak from experience. Who amI kidding- I cant stop. Won’t stop.

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Don’t know wtf happened..... I’ve been dealing with people trying to steel my account. Now, I’m not following anybody- not my doing. I’m. Back up tho :) Still wasted, still serving, & still f-ing up at wrk 😑 x.com/eternalbitch77…

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Customer left me a .60 tip. I threw it at the table, like I was shooting dice on a craps table. They complained to mngmnt- but, it was sooooo worth it!

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It’s Monday.... the day half of the servers get cut bc it slow as f*** Not me, I NEVER get cut. Hmmm, I think I’m gonna make myself a margarita for work. #MondayMotivation

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We have a busser who can’t cary anything heavy, she’s always so tired, so hungry, and she sucks at her job! Dear Restaurant gods, please have this cunt fired ?