|| IM IN

|| mfw waspinator has bigger tits than me lmao

||Waspinator is in a list called sex toys damn i want in on that

Buzz buzz muthafuckassss

Him...it was the fear of never fully regaining control of his body, the fear of just becoming another lost memory...

*Inaudible clicking noises, loosely translates to Hi.*

*starts to pull bits of his wings off out of pure boredom*

*eventually the pulling of his wings leads to biting, leaving a few teeth-marks in his wings*

Once again, dead.

Bzz? Where iszzz waspinator?

*Casually crashes into a tree whilst flying. No big deal.*

*dies again. Presumably. As usual. Typical Waspinator.*

fails to look where he is going, crashes into a wall, dies. coes back next day better than ever. repeats the cycle.

are you all still alive and well here?

||If I could be bothered to clean this acc up then I'd use it again, but idk bc I'm far too lazy and an asshole and EVERYTHING ELSE SO

||PLUS THINK OF ALL THAT SWEET SWEET ATTENTION I'LL GET TA FEED ME EGO

*starts handing out fliers city-to-city and door-to-door which read: Insect-like Lackey szzzeeekszzz somewhat competent leadership to --

follow under, will do menial labour for acceptance by others.* If not for the fact that he was a giant wasp robot-alien, this might work.

"Waszpinator not going to be able to pay rent at thiszz rate..."

Dies in order to receive welfare money. The ultimate scam.