so uh. hey guys. when are we doing a class action lawsuit on all the fake job listings. can we do that soon. or maybe pass some laws?

what a dick

Tbh it’s a relief my brother in law is remarrying so soon after my sisters death bc my family can stop pretending to like him and everyone can acknowledge the fact that me never having liked him from jump was the correct position

His approval ratings are so bad that he staged another assassination attempt to get out of the White House correspondents’ dinner.

Tweeted 12 days ago.

Runs in the family I guess

Stephen Miller using his prego wife as human shield

“What? So no fuckin ziti now?”

Ashley St. Clair confirmed the WH runs group chats telling these accounts what to post. Within minutes of shots fired tonight, before there was any news of casualties and before the President said this exact talking point, this was the chat in real time.

they def do not make assassins like they used to

if you’re at flavors of the ave or otherwise in south philly stop by 1825 s 11 for some shopping

he look happy asf give him 10 more years

So back to the actual news

Hearing erika kirk say 'I just want to go home' doesn't move me because those were likely the last words of hundreds of school children who never made it home because unlike her they didn't have a security detail.

In America, cows eat chicken shit.

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this is what we mean we say patriarchy

Pisces should be pronounced like “pieces” and Pieces should be pronounced like “pisces”

That wasnt an assassination attempt just Erika Kirks anal fireworks just went off by accident

I’m sorry you cannot expect monogamy when dating a famous male athlete. It is what it is ladies, just make your peace with that or choose better for yourself.