Don’t let Muse discover this they might make the best goddamn album

Every day I get interested in something new and want to pursue it only to realize that this world was made to push down your wildest dreams by means of poverty and I get 🤏 this much closer to selling pictures of my feet

my body is a machine that turns uncuddled girlfriend into cuddled girlfriend

If she’s not hallucinating after sex you’re doing something wrong. Shawty should be perceiving nightmares after lovemaking, take notes

Wow life really does get better when you take small five minute smoke breaks and hit the penjamin

One day when we’re all walking around with these neural implants I’m gonna program a way to take over peoples in a ten foot radius and force them to listen to My Way by Limp Bizkit on repeat

My body is a machine that turns getting bitten into an erection

gofundme.com/f/crainy-bioni… This is a go fund me for a friend of mine. He was creating a game that he hired me to do voice work for. He recently passed away and his mother was just asking for help with funeral expenses. I appreciate anything that you can do, as I'm sure she does.

I love seeing videos like this. Everything he's saying is true. It's so funny that we've got two sides of this. One side is Kanye saying that hitler was a great dude and the other side is people paying attention to how a lot of country's have been dick riding Israel.

A much needed reminder that the people ruining your lives and your country are not untouchable. They have names and addresses.

I love #Edging

Who up outlasting they trials

What up twitter, been doing pretty freaking good lately. Here’s some new blooms since it’s the spring equinox. The pink roses smell fantastic btw