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"ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜰᴀꜱʜɪᴏɴᴇᴅ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴀʟꜰ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴜᴘ." ° RP account only. ° ° MV/Dunme/DND/Fantasy verses. ° ° All interactions are welcome. ° ° SFW. ° ° Ship w/chem. °

Woooaahh, no wonder yer hair’s more immaculate than usual. ( They gently picked up a clump of Fleki’s hair, and lets it flow back into place. )

Hehe, that’s funny. ( They combed it with their fingers to fix the spot they messed up. ) How’d you get arrested in the first place ??

( He just stared at her … ) Dang, Fleki … ( Light chuckles. ) Looks like you’re still the exact same. ( Pat, pat. ) Y’wanna gnaw on something else?

… ( Shrug. ) Touché. Glad ya got out, who am I to tell y’what to munch on, right?

( Rubs temples, ) I’m low on cash. Ugh …

I could think of plenty ways y’could help in that form … but I’d probably die imaginin’ ya doing those things.

( Yeah, why hadn’t they committed a crime yet? Giddy-up, Namari! )

( a distant —— ‘THANK YOU !!’ —— can be heard. )

Kabru does not pass the bechdel test.

( To be completely fair to Namari … he probably has seen worse. ) Kill some people and take their stuff … Steal them off unrevived bodies, Things you’d never agree to, and stuff I don’t even wanna suggest!

( Whispers, ) Whenever we see him, he’s always talking about a man.

Ladies man in a sense that … ladies love ‘im, I guess! But eh, let a man have his boy-crazy phase.

( Pat, pat, pat! ) Tha’s what I thought! Never do that, Falin!

Woah there, girl—— ( They leaned in closer. ) Don’t do that! Never mind, I take it back! Good girls do crime, too!

( GASP! ) Woah, how was it ?! Good on ya, I’m happy for you! ( Nudge, nudge. ) We should continue that trend, let’s getcha eatin’!