omg they’re selling the 28-year-old in chicago couch on fb marketplace

worst day ever

i love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!sheryl crow

obsessed with my long tomatoes

Chapell with Rome

BREAKING: Israeli soldiers have stormed the Al Jazeera office in Ramallah, located in the occupied West Bank, and have ordered them to shut down for 45 days. This is a developing story.

did pure barre two days in a row

hahahhahaha

i’m having a raffle to raise money for my top surgery (which is in THREE WEEKS). different tickets put you in the drawing for different things. but all the money goes toward footing my top surgery bill and recovery. read along to learn more😊

Never kill yourself

chromakopia sounds like it would be such a good Greek dessert

it's We All Got Work To Do wednesday open.spotify.com/track/4hJ5jWbq…

They should put a magnifying glass at the top so if you stand in the middle you explode like a bug

Giddy up

irreparable damage to the ozone layer

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Helpful tip: One thing you might want to do before Jan. 20th is update all your vaccinations.

hey so i think it’s less of a “male loneliness” epidemic and more of a “young men becoming nazis at a concerningly high rate” epidemic

Amazing day for dumbfucks

In response to the racist vitriol I’m listening to right now let me say: migrants and undocumented Chicagoans ARE Chicagoans. Their home is HERE. And we are not letting them be stolen away from their communities.