what if i bonk u with this gigantic green apple

i believe in yves supremacy

"I may be considered as the Ultimate Stalker in Hope's Peak Academy, but I'm not sure why it ended up like that instead of me being the Ultimate Photographer??? If anything, I only use my stalking abilities for good purposes only!"

"Konnichiwa~ The one and only warden, Nataliya, has now arrived! Yoroshiku onegaishimasu! ☆"

"Wee-woo, horny police coming through!"

"You guys refer to that thing as 'Monokuma'? Odd... I've only ever heard him being called 'Monobear', up until now."

"Oh? You don't know that sunday is also considered as yabai day?"

"Ah-- I mean horny day. Seductive sunday is apparently a thing, and anyone legal can partake in it!"

"You've got a friend that speaks fluent nihongo? How sugoi!"

"Sou desuka... Does she do it frequently? I think it's just quite cowardly to diss someone in front of them in another language instead of being upfront about it."

"Well, as long as there's no physical fights or anything serious happening, then it's probably daijobu. Maybe one day, the two of you would even become the best of tomodachis!"

"Ehh? I thought I was still understandable since it's only just a few words. Guess I'm gonna have to lessen it much more. Wakatta-- I-I mean, understood!"

"I don't think I am either. I just learned my stuff through anime and videogames, so I'm not fluent. I've got friends from different countries too, and learning languages is much easier than learning about the law and government. I'm guessing you're british...?"

Since No Nut November is finally over, the warden girl has her tottemo kawaii drip to show off to Reader-kun~

"You're more concerned about that than the fact that your nipples are completely gone!?"