young hoes put every present in a bag

Still I rise fuck nigga

How it feels to be drunk and want a little kiss

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

Up analysing every single mistake I’ve made this year. Using the data for the great lock in of 2026

Just got back from playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes

just wanna thank God in advance for the run i’m about to go on

This is awesome: The Jaguars players bought Trevor Lawrence custom diamond grills after they beat the Titans today. Jacksonville is destined to win the Super Bowl.

shakespeare is in shambles right now

BUFFALO BILLS HATERS WHERE YOU AT?!?!?!?!

we are gambling FOR her valentine's day money

I will be using "I got involved in that" when describing my participation in anything going forward.

I don’t wanna see a 38-year old man unlearn misogyny as a redemption arc.

Flagg is 19. Kon is 20. Wemby is 22. Duren is 22. Sengun is 23. Paolo is 23. Cade is 24. Ant-Man is 24. LaMelo is 24. Jalen Johnson is 24. Maxey is 25. Deni is 25. Hali is 25. Luka is 26. SGA is 27. Tatum is 27. JB is 29. Spida is 29. Brunson is 29. The NBA is in GREAT hands.

Sometimes you just gotta tell her, “Girl fuck you and that big ass booty.” And start rebuilding your life with the scraps you got left.

laid up wit sum so strict please don’t hit “notify anyway” tn lol

Lex P🪬 Me as a special guest:

Been seeing "Kobe's record" all night. I'm like "what record??" Lmaoooo

Said “BAM” throwing something in the trash at work and the old heads at worked jumped me

VCU piling towels on their coach AND Tracy Wolfson Dudes rock