True on a based story

flop sweat at the espys is hilarious

Diddy. Skibidi. Labubu. If you aren’t learning scat singing by now, you will be unable to communicate with your child within 2-3 years

I got really mad at all the people laughing at the jokes in my screening as well

La goatse

Getting into film. Trying to see that one about the Jamaican guy from the Soviet Union. RussianMon

what the FUCK

Wow just realized none of my friends responded to my invitation to hang out because they were all raptured. Dang my pious ass pals ! Happy for em tho 😭🙏❤️‍🩹😇

He will return 🙏 RIP … for now 💞

So, erm, it’s a little awkward but, this… this is the immortal jellyfish. Yeah

[Middling team] is interested in [star player] and is willing to trade [bad player], per [some dumbass]

Hot take: Ernest Saves Christmas is a Christmas movie

This is just me watching the game with my dang cataracts

English bible translators in 1604: