May the spirit of Gary Plauché visit the parents of those poor girls.

Someone build a time machine, so I can mail this dipshit's mother a wire coat hanger and some dry cleaning bags.

She devoted more camera space to her tits than her face. She knows she has nothing to offer.

And yet not one of those experts thought to teach Mike how to properly tuck.

The gun I'll be eating for dessert.

They are doing this to us, Jim. It's called the Patriot Act.

And then USAID got gutted, and our last to assassins used antiques.

I passed my State Insurance Licensing Test!

I repeat my last, you imbecile. They already are. It's called the Patriot Act.

Nu Battlestar Galactica. What an absolute cock up.

I certainly hope so.

The Bondi Beach shooters had 7 legally owned bolt action rifles, which they used to shoot 60 people and kill 16. If they had used military style, AR assault weapons, imagine how bad the outcome would have been for the muslim community.

Ray Charles could tell that this motherfucker is a man.

The 'child' this dipshit is referring to? A 29 year old Heavyweight boxer. Dipshit here would have you think it was some amateur fresh out of school that never fought before.

Old Bill is super angry, guys. He claims to have 'little information' on his buddy Jeff. Guess he kept his eyes closed when he was ditching his Secret Service teams to get his portrait painted on kiddy fucker island.

We do, you idiot.

The Lord forgives all, I just want to make sure she doesn't miss her meeting.

Driving while operating a cellphone. Hope someone reports Ms Crazy and she gets a ticket.

Remember, none of these fuckers bought their guns legally, but your rights need to be curtailed to make sure it doesn't happen again.