“i work well under pressure” me under pressure:

dont let anyone pressure you out of ordering chicken tendies, you are valid

do the pharmacists at CVS know they are allowed to answer the phone

I bet the Stanley marketing team is really giving themselves a pat on the back rn

Me: “Have you thought about cold plunging?” Jordan: “who are u? Joe Rogan?”

Taylor Swift after Travis Kelce and the Chiefs lose the super bowl

Dr.warasorley it’s tru

no story will go unreplied to tonight

Me looking at bank charges I absolutely made

Baby shoes should only cost like $5 max

A doctorate 🫠

I respect the police but there’s something about a speed trap that just doesn’t sit right with me 😤

Influencers: “I went t̵o̵ ̵G̵o̵o̵d̵w̵i̵l̵l̵ thrifting today!✨”

Being super smug about the TikTok ban not affecting me because I waste 8 hours on my phone in other superior ways

Where were you when the world stopped turning? (The 12 hours In 2025 when TikTok was down)