Made the mistake of looking at my Uber driver's phone

France is intercepting fewer Channel migrants than at any time since the first small boats arrived, despite a £480 million funding deal with Britain to help stop crossings, figures suggest telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/05/3…

>it’s harassing people on the tube! >he just gave me the ick! >oh I definitely haven’t tapped in on occasion teehee >I think it was, like, Robert Jenrick who cut TfL staff? >if they, like, can’t afford it then they should just, like, sneak through?

Femi - Dangerous rhetoric will lead to Turkish barber shops being smashed up. Also Femi - JEWS ARE THE NEW NAZIS

The only way to stop these woke bullies is by suing them.

Lads. I might have just blown my chance to work with Elon Musk's personal assistant.

"Are these gluten free?" 'No they are nice ones'

Never leaving this app 🤣🤣🤣

Gazans are stunned that the aid being handed out now is free. Because until now, Hamas controlled much of it and charged Gazans extortionate amounts. Now they can't. The big question: Why wasn't this reported (Why is Western media acting as a mouthpiece for a Jihadist mafia)?

Gentlemen. Forget talc. You know those big jars of semi solid coconut oil you get at Aldi etc? Slap that around your balls and thank me later.

Wear sun cream kids #MightyHoopla

Trying to tidy the plot. I got another letter from the committee. This plot produces 500kg + of fruit. Probably more in weight than anyone else on here.

Next up some bullshit about second-hand vape. Remember when vaping was the solution to smoking? I despair of the obsession of public health fanatics.