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//Just a reminder that this is a thing.

[Mrrps and blinks in confusion] Um. Hi? Yes. I am Dove's wife. Why are we needing to establish this?

//Oh, right. It's munday, inn't? Can you believe I'm actually a month overdue for a haircut?

// -Me, wanting to RP more with Zandri with more people and plots- 🥺🙏 -Zandri, just wanting to be a pillow- 💤

Dove? I don't know any Dove, I don't know what you're talking about.

Pretty sure it's the centuries of repression in every other aspect that makes everyone suddenly hone in on anything even vaguely sexual in nature. The nature of taboo topics and desires and whatnot.

"In any case, would anyone like some tea? I can whip up some late-night snacks too if anyone's hungry."

// Hey everyone. Sorry I haven't been on much. I've been in kind of a weird headspace, leaving me easily distracted. I've lurked here and there, but haven't been up to interacting much, even when I've wanted to. Just wanted to let you all know I hadn't disappeared at least.

I'm back, I'm back! What did I miss?

Somewhere in a distant field gathering vegetables, Zandri sneezes out of nowhere.