People killed by gun last year: Japan: 10 Sweden: 41 Switzerland: 47 UK: 50 Israel: 105 Australia: 207 Total Population: 246,959,950 Total Guns: 8,804,000 Total Gun Deaths: 460 United States... Population: 329,093,106 Guns: 393,347,000 Gun Deaths: 39,773

How cute, he’s noticed Rose before, but he’s never talked to her, granted, right about now he’s caught @Bimbo_Rose masturbating while peeping on the boys changing room.

Casually slipping one of his tails under ◦•●◉✿ 𝔸𝓱𝓇𝔦 ✿◉●•◦’ nose teasingly. Giving her a little mustache.

Yang might want to, but Blake would probably disagree

He says this like he won’t spend half an hour just staring at you from half behind a tree or some stupid shit

But sypha asked you to kill her quick and you said deal.

The isekai protagonist experience:

Oh, so uh, lesson time.

“You know, Ahri, I can make you feel a lot better than the edge of a desk can~”

“A challenge~?” He purrs softly, slipping his arms around her waist and kissing her neck teasingly. “No, honey, it’s a guarantee~”

Holy Christ it’s been so immensely long since I’ve been on this account.

Serana will take this opportunity to slip up behind Esther Siqueira de Mello and give her ass a satisfyingly hard SMACK!!

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old.

//I want to totally revamp this account.

Sitting at an ice cream stand, and suddenly noticing @AltanWarrior running right at you with a very excitable hammer wielding girl on her back is possibly more terrifying than the deadliest Grimm he can think of.

“And also, he’s a little shit.” x.com/frozenmilitant…

Must be sure to deliver a specially designed combat tray to Dorothy Shelton

Writing, probably, puns? *insert cricket noise* x.com/altanwarrior/s…