I don’t know if this counts as a hobby or not, but I spend a lot of time filling up online shopping carts that I never check out.

Husband: Bye, people. 3yo (with saucy hand on hip): We’re not people. We’re ladies.

How many books do I have to write to nail a first draft? 😂 #amwriting #amwritingfiction #WritingCommunity

Just over here researching book cover art for the book I haven't finished writing yet. #amwriting #writingcommunity

How many f-bombs is too many? My latest WIP is 98 chapters, 73 f-bombs, and I love each one dearly. #amwriting #WritingCommunity

haha...hahahaha...hahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahhahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaha Hope this gives all my #WritingCommunity friends a good laugh (or cry) this morning.

I love when my kids argue about who loves me more. 4yo: I love mom more than I love the color pink. 8yo: Well, I love mom more than my iPad. 4yo: WELL I LOVE HER MORE THAN THE SIZE OF AN AIRPLANE! 8yo: Oh yeah?!?! Well, I love her more than infinite universes. 4yo: Oh.

Should I rework an old MS with great bones, or start the new story itching to be told? #WritingCommmunity #amwriting #amwritingsuspense

It's been a good reading year. Favorites so far: The Push (new all-time fav), The Whispers, Wrong Place Wrong Time, Yellowface, My Sister the Serial Killer, None of This is True, Hello Beautiful, Daisy Jones & the 6, The Plot, Spare, Tomorrow & Tomorrow & Tomorrow (new Top 5).

Lisa Jewell x Ashely Audrain x Jennifer Hillier A luxury party planner's seemingly perfect life unravels when she becomes obsessed with a woman she encounters in a hospital waiting room. #PitDark #A #PT #T

Ashley Audrain x Jennifer Hillier A luxury party planner’s seemingly perfect life unravels when she becomes obsessed with a woman she encounters in a hospital waiting room. #PitDark #A #PT #T

A. Audrain x J. Hillier When a luxury party planner discovers devastating news in the ER, her seemingly perfect life begins to fall apart--but it's not her unexpected loss doing the unraveling, it's her obsession with a woman she encounters in that ER. #PitDark #A #PT #T #S

Ashley Audrain x Lisa Jewell A luxury party planner's seemingly perfect life unravels when she becomes obsessed with a woman she encounters in a hospital waiting room.   #PitDark #A #PT #S #T

Ashley Audrain x Lisa Jewell A luxury party planner's seemingly perfect life unravels when she becomes obsessed with a woman she encounters in a hospital waiting room. #PitDark #A #PT #T #S

Me: If you could sleep with -- Wife: Ryan Reynolds! Me: --the window opened a little bit, I would appreciate it.

As a kid, I never ever allowed an arm or foot to dangle off the bed for this reason. 🤣 You?

I hate when I read drunk and then can’t figure out where I’m actually at in a book.

I put the cookies in the freezer so I’d stop eating them, but it turns out they taste better frozen. 😒

We should bring back the pillory just for politicians.