willem dafriend? or willem dafoe?

I be building shit and she wanna know what I’m doing I feel like I’m Phineas

*passes gas*

what exactly is a “dag nabbit”?

if i was a superhero, i would b standoffish man

nigga i lost $15 tryna win shorty sum from the crane machine

Hero time🦟

waiting to get twitter famous so i can drop some of these drafts n get banned

why i just felt a certain urge…

y’all some internet weirdos, nigga i was BORN STRANGE!!

i’m bout to make some eggs n these yolks bout to fuckin leak

“otw” out everywhere december 21st!

seems nice — on all platforms as we speak! 🧭📍

i got hair again so my fitteds is fitting

Same energy fr

i don’t trust no plumber who ain’t showing a lil crack

if i shit myself on this train would u still love me??

couldn’t fall asleep so i’m watching drumline and eating popeyes at 5:31am

seems nice official music videooooo!!! youtu.be/LmYYeN7wXew?si…

getting older is finding the courage to scream “backdoor!” when the septa driver boutta leave ur stop