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Me:hey, here’s my script can I get my hrt please? Pharmacist: first you must answer for me, these questions three. Me: oh come on man.. Pharmacist: you must appease me, I am the final gatekeeper, and I respawn every 6 weeks.

Vagina: clinical, boring, dysphoria inducing. Prison Pocket: inspired, gender neutral, implies I smuggle contraband and are regularly imprisoned.

My gender is like Armus from Star Trek.

King Louie a trans masc icon.

I am v tired of transphobia; please send me stories and memes about how being trans is pretty great actually.

Gonna start a Tears for Fears cover band and call it Pumps for Dumps.

Disney’s Hercules is a trans masc narrative.

After being vertical for a while it’s nice to be horizontal again.

im not a bottom.. i just prefer to be played face down in defense mode

If you say you like wordplay people think you’re intelligent and classy, but if you say you like puns suddenly you’re an uncultured swine.

"heat from fire, fire from heat" I say to myself, sobbing manishly

My life is just like 4 or 5 coming of age stories tacked together one after the other.

People be out there curing cancer and discovering the nature of the universe... But 3 weeks ago I decided to watch every episode of the Simpson’s and I’m now up to season 19- so who’s really wasting there lives?

my cats can tell when i’m drunk, they know i am weak and will let them out at 5am if they ask even tho it’s way too early. anyway this is to say i miss toby, he’s been gone for three minutes and i don’t know if i can cope with only one cats cuddles

Imagine existing

Trans men will ask if you want to see their transition goals, then unironically pull out a pic of George Constanza

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