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Art Vandelay

@walter_wasinuse

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Living on stolen land 🇦🇺
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Me:hey, here’s my script can I get my hrt please? Pharmacist: first you must answer for me, these questions three. Me: oh come on man.. Pharmacist: you must appease me, I am the final gatekeeper, and I respawn every 6 weeks.

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Vagina: clinical, boring, dysphoria inducing. Prison Pocket: inspired, gender neutral, implies I smuggle contraband and are regularly imprisoned.

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If you say you like wordplay people think you’re intelligent and classy, but if you say you like puns suddenly you’re an uncultured swine.

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People be out there curing cancer and discovering the nature of the universe... But 3 weeks ago I decided to watch every episode of the Simpson’s and I’m now up to season 19- so who’s really wasting there lives?

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my cats can tell when i’m drunk, they know i am weak and will let them out at 5am if they ask even tho it’s way too early. anyway this is to say i miss toby, he’s been gone for three minutes and i don’t know if i can cope with only one cats cuddles