*Walter Heisenberg (@walter_hberg) 's Twitter Profile
*Walter Heisenberg

@walter_hberg

99.6% purity market news. walter bloomberg parody account. not investment advice. inflation is transitory.

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Stella Assange (@stella_assange) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This video of the killing of the good samaritans who stopped to save the severely injured Reuters employee Saeed Chmagh is evidence of the commission of a war crime.

Wendy Peffercorn (@sandlot84) 's Twitter Profile Photo

They convinced you to prioritize work over family, printed ungodly amounts of money, and then outsourced your replacements via immigration when you stopped having kids bc you literally can’t afford to…but NOW you’re concerned about the borders, bc scary 🙃

Carl In Space (@carlinspace) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Ah yeah, I suppose that makes sense. I don't understand my laptop either, my wife's nephew has to help me. But that's what confuses me. Your millennial assistant... would've known... deleting received emails does nothing." "Detective, I really must go audition these cellists."

"Ah yeah, I suppose that makes sense. I don't understand my laptop either, my wife's nephew has to help me. But that's what confuses me. Your millennial assistant... would've known... deleting received emails does nothing."
"Detective, I really must go audition these cellists."
*Walter Heisenberg (@walter_hberg) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Through sheer posting I've successfully replaced the feckless Mossad tool with a racist cokehead Mossad tool at the helm of the UK whilst it careens towards complete collapse." Masterful gambit Mr Elon.