This came to me while eating dinner

Time to start hustling drunk people on Wicked Tuna

yoooo they got all the gooch brothers on this one

Note that almost no one in US media bothers defending Israel’s destruction of Gaza on its merits. Every criticism now is concern trolling, crybullying, anti-zoomer psychobabble and “Trump would be worse” voter-scolding. It’s all meta, desperate, and morally vacuous

Gollum has a gun this time

Rentals

Try and stop me, Steven

This is something Harry Kim would cause while trying to get laid

Oi Chewie, oim not allowed ta say this buggah's name, coz when it's coming from me accent, it sounds like ate speech

Lmao she posted a story the other day like 'gonna be in LA this weekend, who wants to hang?' and then drops this

No idea how to cast my mom, but the tradeoff is that Clark Gable in The Misfits is so close to my father it's eerie.

'Challengers?' What's that? We want to rent out the theater and play our homemade pornography

*Email voice*

3 tickets for 3 tickets for
Challengers Lord of the Rings
Extended Editions marathon
please 🎾 please 🗡

the really egregious thing about that SOPHIE tribute track is doing a SOPHIE-type riff conforms into the shape of a normal song

Agnès Varda you are so loved…

I'm being told the jury cannot come to a unanimous decision as Messi will not stop fixating on Cristian Mungiu's 'Chicken Breast Dangling Slightly Off Kitchen Counter'