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My net worth is tied to JPEGs of Bulls in suits. My wife left. Her boyfriend just complimented my PFP. Things are looking up 🚀 opensea.io/collection/wal…

If you don’t hold any bulls in your wallet don’t expect the bull run to appear for you. FP is 0.15eth and sooo thin. #WAGMI

It’s midday. You’ve accomplished nothing. ETH is sideways. And you’re 3 tabs deep on OpenSea pretending it’s research. Perfect. You’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.

Market’s split. Volatility’s up. Qualudes falling from the sky. Just another Monday for the Wall Street Bulls. Donald J. Trump wen bottom?

Donald J. Trump You know what strikes AREN'T hitting? The ones on my calls

Woke up and munched on a few green candles for good luck. Told the market it’s time to turn around. It didn’t listen, but the Bulls nodded. Good morning from the delusional and dangerously confident.

Minted out in 32 minutes. Still here 3 years later. Some of y’all can’t even hold a job that long🖍️

Liberation Day. Donald J. Trump slapped tariffs on breakfast. I just ate a cold hot dog, rejected three WETH offers, and told the herd we’re winning. God bless America.

Inverse Cramer don’t miss 🚀

Trump rugged futures harder than any altcoin ever could.

If you aren’t maxing out your wife’s boyfriend’s credit card today - you don’t belong in this space. (NoT FiNaCiAl AdViCe, we eat crayons)🖍️

This week will either change your life or your relationship status…

White House: “We never said that.” Also White House: said that. Market: down bad. Us: doubled down and blamed it on China. This is what peak monetary policy looks like🐂🚀

i’ve seen this movie before and still bought popcorn with leverage.

That’s fair, I didn’t deserve happiness anyway

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*DeMs gO WiLd

Can we have the Devs rule on this for the Bull I want to Option?

Bull run at Wall St Bulls 11 beasts swept up today alone Are you bullish to in 🐂 Here’s a sample what was sold in the bull pen today BULLISH ON WSB