I'm wondering what to expect from joining twitter

Help, I have the mother-in-law staying with me and after just 5 hours I'm climbing the wall - anybody got something to say to cheer me up

Took the mother in law to Brighton to the ice show yesterday, came back on 4 different motorways in thick so, so bad luck she has to stay

Took her back home today and became calmer until she phoned to day sister in law is in hospital so off we go again to pick her up again

Just spent ages finding a photo of me to attach but I like the one I took in Ibiza better than any of me

Today has been the highlight of the week for me. Housework,washing, making soup and Shepherds Pie - we do very exciting things in Kent - no

Sorry forgot to say that watching Dale Winton was the highlight of my week

Having my own post BAFTA party - 2 crispbreads and a glass of water. Musn't over indulge as may not fit into my preOscar outfit

Still on a high after seeing Capt Jack in La Cage