me showing my mum my latest asos order

Thiago breaths. Commentators: ‘Oh exceptional. Beautiful. No one breaths quite like Thiago’

Live footage of Boris Johnson doing everything he could.

Rishi Sunak Gordon Ramsay Up next - Rishi talks to Lewis Hamilton about the problems facing ordinary people working in the transport industry.

Phrases that need to get in the bin: 10. Get in the bin 9. I was today-years-old when… 8. You win the internet today 7. So this happened 6. Make it make sense 5. I did not have (…) on my 2021 bingo card 4. How’s you? 3. Counting the sleeps 2. All the feels 1. It is what it is

I’ve no idea who made this wee video, but it’s bloody funny.

Everyone in London should be booking a night at least in Weymouth. Less than 3 hours direct train, fantastic b&b on beach and 2 min walk from station, £7 cab to epic Crabhouse on Portland, come and say hello in Rockfish too. #bookdirect

Bristol/Somerset restaurants/pubs, DM/email me your reopening news - I’m back working on various features for April publication to help spread the word for West Country hospitality. RTs appreciated

Chefs (specifically of bristol) if the rioting has put you off and you fancied escaping to a bit of this in Dorset please contact me.

In the words of Salt N Pepa "What a man, what a man, what a man, What a mighty good man"

This could be on your doorstep. Although it seems everybody is in the same boat and taking in a little bit too much water, we need chefs! At the seaside boarding house in burton bradstock in beautiful dorset. Accommodation, staff meals, respect, the sea, cider, we have these

However much Michael Gove tries to level up Britain, it’ll never get as high as him.

Hobocop.

Let me know when you get it…

8am on Boxing Day: Feeling sorry for yourself because you overdid it yesterday. 9am on Boxing Day:

scallop, warm tartare, shoestring fries. Dodgy lighting, tasty food. chefs, come and join us at the seaside boarding house near bridport in dorset. Excellent location and food, fed twice a day, knowledgeable team, work life balance focused.

We need chefs here at the seaside boarding house near bridport