not now kitten, daddy's baseball team fucking sucks

We really just have professionals out here racing like they're me in iRacing

baltimore baseball commercial (ft. Ceph)

POV you leave work right at 5pm

i don’t think trump is dead but at least we got a little preview of what will be greatest tl in twt history

Mfw he makes another public appearance

Speaking just from a humanity standpoint - can you even imagine how jarring it would be for you to go on TV or something, and have millions upon millions of people across the planet say "ah damn, not yet I guess" 💀

A pretty crazy timeline we're currently in.

Hey The White House it's past my bedtime can y'all please just rip the band aid off and tell us one way or the other?

I honestly hope he sees just how many people wanted him gone last night, and how many people are going to be disappointed today.

I never pay attention to what Trump says. This is literally the first time I've ever willingly tuned in to anything to hear him talk, but he's now more than 15minutes late to the press conference that was supposed to prove he's alive. #trumpdead

Donnie's AI stand-in must be buffering or something, where the hell is this geezer?? #trumpdead

#trumpdead

If/when the files get released and his name is inevitably in them... do you really think his base is gonna believe them? Like seriously - after everything else they've fallen for, do you really think they won't fall for his "oooh it's a hoax!" schtick? Nah, they'll ignore it

This dude is gonna be the real deal

In 2007 the Colorado Rockies won 14 of their last 15 games, won a wildcard tiebreaker, then swept two straight playoff series to make it to the World Series (so 23 of 24 games) and made the playoffs. Just do that Baltimore Orioles

I'm so serious, if the Ravens don't flat out win the Superbowl this year John Harbaugh absolutely has to go.

Calling it now - Joe Flacco is gonna beat them next week.

I so badly wish I wasn't a sports fan. I get so little joy compared to the endless heartache. It's completely pointless, but I just can't quit it.